Dear Mother Nature (if that is your real name),
I wasn't sure if you were aware or not, but it's actually OCTOBER right now. Yeah. Not August, October. I know you might be old and a litle senile and sure, those months kind of sound the same (i guess), and maybe nobody told you but I am now. It's October. So please just do whatever it is you do and stop with the 80-degree weather. It's getting ridiculous.