SEAN: I had a dream last night that I was in bed feeling something on my forehead, so i went into the bathroom to check it out and there was a piece of spaghetti on my forehead. I pulled on it and it was stuck and realized about a foot of it was inside my brain. And I kept pulling and I thought, well, better out than in. And when I pulled it all out i looked at the end of it and saw that it was hollow on the inside, like a straw, and i looked inside it and there was pink stuff and I said, "that's my brain." And I thought, well, what's going to happen? Is this hole in my forehead going to bleed? And nothing happened so i thought, well ok. But then I thought, I can't just have a hole in my head. Oh great, now I'm going to get meningitis. That's how I'm going to get meningitis. Anyway, it feels good to get it off my chest, even if it ruined your day.
I'm CRYING. Why is this so funny?
Haha! I know, right?? I was dying at all the good faces. :D
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