Partially open trash bag on the floor in the corner starts to slouch and things start falling out of it. Sean runs to the rescue and sits it up and we notice a gross dark mass of sludge oozing on the inside.
Jen: Gross, what is that?
Sean: Uhh.. that would be leftover marinara sauce.
Jen: Did the lid come off?
Sean: ... i will take care of that.
Jen: Did it not have a lid?! You just put it in freestyle?
Sean: It was upright when i set it in!
Jen: Eww, that's disgusting! What's wrong with you?
Sean laughs quietly, then finally says: How does one answer that question? "What's wrong with you?"
Jen: Ha ha.. i don't know.
Sean: It's either too profound or too insulting. I don't know which way to go or what to do.