The other day I went to the pharmacy to drop off a prescription. There was a line to the counter and I asked a lady in line, "Is this a pick-up line?" She said it was so I went about my business but not before pausing and smiling to no one at what i just said. She should have said, "i don't know, you tell me. If it is, it sucks..."
It reminds me of the time I went into the gas station to pay for my fuel and told the employee, "I got gas." TMI, ma'am.
i have a way with words.