I saw a commercial for hair regrowth for men suffering from baldness and one of the men said, "more hair, more confidence!"
I object. I have a big problem with this. My hair is awesome but it certainly isn't the source of my confidence. My confidence comes from within. I don't want my confidence to be contingent on some exterior thing.
Which is why I have decided to shave my head.
Just kidding, I'm not going to do that but I totally want to. I'm too wussy though. Or maybe I lack the confidence? This post just got transcendental.