Sean: "Who are you rooting for?"
Jen, shaking head, discouraged: "Well, me, but I always lose."
Sean: "That's the strangest answer you could have possibly given."
a few minutes later...
Jen: "Ha! Other Jen made a mistake. I got her queen."
Sean: "So do you cheer one second and be angry the next? Like if you make a good move you are happy but then you are mad as Other Jen?"
Jen: "What? No, I'm always me."
Sean: "Well who's Other Jen?"
Jen: "I dunno. Some girl..."
Pretty soon Sean will start insisting that you go outside to play chess. Someone will overhear you talking to yourself, you'll be committed to a mental hospital through a series of wacky misunderstandings, hilarity will ensue, and you'll be able to sell the story rights for a TV movie.
A) the new layout is freaking me out, but I like it (except for the fact that I'm no longer your friend, apparently.)
B) bwah hahaa. I would love to film one of those chess games. Maybe you could commission Trevor to do it.
you aren't kidding about making me play outside.
The interesting thing is that I can totally separate myself when I play against myself. I consider my side to be white and I play the other side honestly. And strangely, black almost always wins. What does this mean? I don't know. It hurts my brain.
The new layout is temporary until we make some changes to make it unique. The blog needs a new look, don't you think? Any suggestions? And sorry Melissa, it looks like you have been replaced by Google News and the Edit-Me twins, my new BFFs. (<-- so lame, pretend i didn't just say that.)
Hey, we totally need to play chess sometime!!! I'm always looking for a new chess partner.
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