1- I threaten all who come in contact with me with a large dose of cool. Not the shampoo kind of cool, but the kind as in, I am awesome and fun and you may wish to be just like me and that would be ok because JOIN THE CLUB.
2- I threaten you with weirdness. I am weird. An "odd duck," shall we say. People claim to be weird like it's the cool hip new thing, but no, I really am, and have been since the 8th grade, possibly before. And I can be a bit random at times. p.s. If i'm always random, does that make me random? If it's constant, how can it be random? ..my randomness. what am i talking about.
3- You will be exposed to a large amount of nerdiness. Or geekiness, i should say. (the debate about how to differentiate is a topic for another day) I take great pleasure in sci-fi and fantasy and childish things. Not that those are childish, but for instance, I am desperate to own a super cool kite and this is at the top of my list of priorities. I love the simple/childish things of life, and if I haven't grown out of them by now, chances are good I never will. Maybe geeky & childish are two different things but I don't care.
All of these things are things I consider to be in my favor. Ok, with number one i am obviously kidding. I may not be as cool as I think i am or wish to be, but I make up for it with a fair amount of sarcasm. And some people, i won't say who, but their name rhymes with FLAN, think that #3 negates #1 but I think they go hand-in-hand quite NICELY.
Anyway, so what are three things that make you a triple threat? In other words, give me three things that make you great. If you can't, or refuse to do it, I shall assume that you consider a bottle of shampoo to be better than you.