When i win at chess, it feels really really good. I'm not going to say that I always (or ever) win on purpose. I'm mostly just trying to put the king in check and then suddenly i realize it's checkmate, and it startles me. But i can't convey to you the intense surge of pure and utter contentment--nay, joy* that I feel and I pause a moment to bask in it. I'm sorry I'm putting up a post about chess but it's such a maddening game. One can not help but be a little obsessed with it. And having just won, I am still reveling in the moment of sweet, oh sweet victory and just wanted to share it with you, because I am a chess master. Accidentally-- but a master nonetheless.
*nay is totally overused but i don't care.