Why is it that only when i'm doing the dishes with my hands all wet and soapy is the time when I get the most burning, scorching itch on my face or head or someplace else that i don't want to touch with my wet soapy hands?
It takes a tired woman to be obviously scrambling to an open subway seat and an even more tired woman to beat her to it and not even care.
I always thought I'd be good in an emergency but when I had an uncontrollable need to cough whilst having a mouthful of toothpaste, spit, and a toothbrush (and was not yet done brushing), I had NO IDEA what to do.
One thing I really just do NOT like to wash out of a pan is fish scales.
When you're reading a book on the subway and see that your bookmark is a square of toilet paper, it occurs to you that it would seem fairly easy for others to deduce the last place where you read your book.