"I don't feel so well. But that could be because I had a dream I got SHOT. I was a zombie. And I think I knew it was a dream because i said, 'just shoot me and then I'll wake up.' And i did. So, pretty good dream."
Afterwhich he casually sauntered into the bathroom leaving me looking like this:
Then later, after he dressed and brushed and we successfully tamed his rooster tail, he was sitting at the table post-breakfast and said, out of the complete blue:
"The reason why I look smaller is because my body parts are falling off."JEN: What do you mean? Like your arms??JULIAN: No! [laughing at how absurd what I said was]
It's on the inside.JEN: Ew, like your organs?JULIAN: Well, not my heart. Mostly just my brain. It happens as you get older.
Where the weird thing part II he said got real, real fast, and I was like,