Sometimes I perform such an impeccable parallel parking job, it's actually breathtaking. Like, it's not just a skill, it's a talent, and to witness it would be a standout moment in one's life. It's in a pretty tight spot with almost no room for error (as if I needed it). My motions are swift and exact. It's flawless and dare I say spectacular, and so much so, that I want to exclaim to any around me, "did you see that?? did you see what I just did? That deserves applause, people! I...am amazing!!"
And then, after my moment of relish, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt still on.