Took me a few seconds to get it but here it is:
It's early morning, our Christmas lights are on, and so is the TV yule log with soft music playing.
Julian and I share a joke and then I laugh and say,
"It's so nice in here! I love our Christmas fire! Our yule log."
Julian: I'm not a log, I'm a boy!
Ha ha! Love hearing it how he does: "Are you a log?" Love imagining asking him that. Ha ha ha. So absurd.