Thursday, May 24, 2012

You know it's humid when...

You take a shower and as you grab for your towel you realize it's wetter than you.  You know it's REALLY humid if I'm saying that because of my disdain for the act of cleanliness, thus I shower as infrequently as i can get away with, (meaning, i didn't shower this morning or yesterday, so it's not like my towel took extra time to dry from a recent shower. Is this explanation necessary? Somehow i feel i've said too much.  Or not enough?)

Also, you know when you're an idiot when you even take a shower at all, when it's humid.

Instead of showering, there should be some kind of cleanliness alternative.   Off the top of my head I'm thinkinggg...  something akin to Febreeze.  It's not arduously wiping difficult-to-clean objects with cleaner and a cloth, it's just spraying something that doesn't mask odors but eliminates them!   We need something like that.  And we could call ittt...  Hebreeze for men, and Shebreeze for women.  The bonus with that one is it sounds like you're saying Seabreeze (<-- random capitalization) with a lisp.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm onto something here but I'd better stop before we just can't handle any more.

*publish*

3 comments:

Valerie said...

Too far? Not far enough.

Amberbop said...

confession: I used shampoo from an spray bottle this morning. It was called 'Psssst!'. I used it in the bathroom at a motel near my work so as to not arouse any suspicion on my lack of showerness. After all, what's the point? What's the point, Jen?!!

)en said...

HOW HAVE I NOT TRIED THAT YET. Life fail.