JEN: Maybe i should get some nail polish remover to take off my polish and also disinfect my many thumb wounds at the same time.
SEAN: Or, make them horribly worse.
SEAN: It could damage the live tissue. It's not alcohol anyway, it's acitone.
JEN: How do you know that?
SEAN: I know my solvents.
SEAN: Remember, this is the guy who has isopropyl alcohol.
(A few days ago, after having a shirt stained because one of my Vaseline tubes exploded in the laundry, Sean asked me to look up how to remove it. I found one and read it and just as i was going to say, "give it up, this sounds impossible," he said, "great, i have all that.")