The other day I was walking through my kitchen, as I am wont to do, and glanced down at this packaged fruit twist. I looked at the strawberry and his horrified expression of terror caught me a bit off guard. It wasn't until i looked a little closer that I realized he was actually smiling, and it was just an optical illusion with colors or something or other, but given the context, it turned what would be a harmless & delicious snack for me into a means of torture for a small helpless strawberry.
I'd be terrified too if I was flattened and made into an edible twist. (I still can't really see the smile, but I believe you.)
Am I the only one who doesn't know what a fruit twist is? Is it like a fruit roll-up, only more three-dimensional?
(Also, when I saw the title of your post, my first thought was that it was about your giant white teddy bear named Beary. Maybe for next week?)
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