In short, you could say i'm a little concerned for our tires. So when I pulled up to park on a random street last night and heard BAMBAMBAM--BAMBAM! I was SURE it was:
c) the tires spontaneously combusting
Whichever option, something was just destroying my tires. Just about had a seizure. After my heart rate calmed a bit, I backed up, parked, and went around to survey the inevitable damage, disbelieving my luck with our tires lately. What I found made me guffaw heartily and I took a pic & sent a text to Sean. I think what I said in the flurry of the moment says it best:
Holy shibs!!! Someone's shooting bullets at my car!!!
Wait---wait, no... just ran over a strip of giant BUBBLE WRAP.
Scared the skittles out of me.
And yes, I am pleased I got all 5 squares.