I have a separate journal document I've been writing in since i moved to Brooklyn several years ago. It is 550 pages long. Every once in a while I like to scroll to a random point in time and read about what happened then. I was doing this very thing a few minutes ago when all of a sudden, out of absolute nowhere a box popped up that said:
"There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in 'journal.doc' to continue displaying them."
Whoa, what the? Hey now, Word. Why the harshness? I was just randomly reading along, minding my business and this totally mean-spirited box pops up? It's all, "you're stupid and look ugly today." Why, Word? Why? And also it's like, i'm so sorry my idiocy has burdened you. Who asked? I mean, i know i don't talk so good but it is my journal, afterall. Not aiming for a pulitzer. So was that necessary? No, actually. I don't think it was. So thanks, Word. Thanks for the random unsolicited insult to brighten my day. jerk.