Would you rather be left on a stationary ski lift over night during a snowstorm -OR- be trapped on a continuously operating triple-loop rollercoaster for 24 hours?
Well, assuming I am wearing appropriate attire on the ski lift, I choose that one. If i can huddle on the lift and if it's only for one night, i might survive, right? And i'm probably with someone, right? So maybe we could keep each other warm. If I were on that rollercoaster, though I love them, looping for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS??? After I emerge from the pool of my own vomit, I think i might just fling myself out of it to just end it all. I feel that could truly screw you up.
Would you rather go to your 20-year class reunion and have everybody comment on how old you look -OR- have nobody remember you at all?
This is tough, for I think I would find both instances really, really funny. I am highly amused by the blatant tactlessness of others and i'd hopefully be confident enough not to be too bothered by it. If nobody remembered me... well, that's just not possible. But if that were the case, I would wonder what alternate universe i had stepped into and where the rip in the space/time continuum was. But I'd laugh if this happened too because it's just so sad and laughing is better than crying. And then I'd do something at the reunion so they'd never..forget me.. AGAIN.
Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hair for a month -OR- not be allowed to wash your hands for a month (not in the shower, not anywhere)?
Are you kidding me? I'd rather not be allowed to wash my hair for a month. a) I would rather throw myself into a pit of starving crocodiles than go to bed with dirty hands and b) Merry Christmas to ME! i hate washing my hair. I mean, i don't love being greasy but I loooooathe showering. And what's a little grease that a ponytail and bandana can't fix? Or i could just shave it all off. Man, this rule would open so many doors for me & give me so many excuses for things i want to do but society/Sean won't let me.
I am very entertained by these. If you like them too, maybe we'll have it be a Friday post ritual. So what are your answers? You don't have to answer them all. But if you have a particular opinion on one of these, let's hear it please. And happy weekend to you.