Soon after Sean and I first met, we began a short IM relationship. It took approximately one week for him to realize just how amazing I am, enough to want to spend time in person. This was necessary so he could focus on my impressive intellect and alluring wit whilst not being distracted by my insanely good looks.
One of the first conversations we had involved making his name into anagrams. We took turns fiddling with the letters and it took a few tries for me to realize that his name makes several perfect anagrams. Now, this is a dream come true in and of itself but for me, the moment I knew he was the one was when I discovered his name can be changed to... wait for it...
salmon or eel.
I know. Believe it.
It was confirmed when it was also made known to me that Sean was "no lame loser."