Sunday, November 16, 2008

Oh Amanda

Tonight I destroyed something I love. But I didn't know how much I loved it until it was gone. I guess that's what happens. Paved Paradise. It was our water pitcher. The Guzzini Amanda water pitcher. Except I didn't pave it, I carelessly knocked it down and it was full of water and it landed right on its head and broke. I yelled like a gorilla and then laughed at the enormous mess but then when I saw what i'd done, cried. Or almost did. But then when I went online to find where i could buy a replacement, I realized it is really rare, for some reason. And I was horrified at the thought that I would not be able to find another Amanda pitcher. And I got pretty distraught. "I never knew how much i loved you, pitcher! Ohhh pitcherrrr..." But then Sean found it at the Container Store so I will gleefully go pick it up. Still, I'm pretty upset about this one and I will not change my wet socks but will wear them for the rest of the night, as punishment. Sean says no one deserves that but I disagree. I disagree.

4 comments:

Melissa Broekhuijsen said...

That is supremely noble of you, because Sean is right - no one deserves that punishment. I'm impressed and deeply saddened.

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Rob said...

You are a such a loser. But a loser who makes me smile.

Jen said...

haha. oh rob..