I just cut into a nice Red Delicious apple, all shiny and crisp, and had a flashback of something I had 100% forgotten. It took me back many years in my life to when I was quite a small schoolgirl and somehow, my family had acquired a bushel of apples, among which was the hugest red delicious apple you'll ever see in your life. It was like the size of a bowling ball. Somehow I got dibs on it (apparently I grew up in a little house on the prairie) and I decided to give it to my teacher, and everyone ooh'ed and ahh'ed all day. That was a good day.
p.s. red delicious are kind of gross. I would call it a Red So-So. Go for the tart 'n sweet variety, which i usually do. I don't know why I tried the RD again. Its prettiness hypnotized me, as pretty things do.