I have stumbled on something truly amazing. They spoke to me when i was in the store. Like a magnet, I was drawn to them. And they to me.
(apparently trash is also drawn to them. there is what appears to be a piece of paper(?) attached to one.)
If you say this is not the awesomest thing you've ever seen, then I say you lie to my face. I don't know if I can ever be sad when I'm wearing these things.
Now, you may be wondering, how are they different from gloves with the fingers cut off? mittens? socks you altered and put on your arms? I don't know, but they just are. So different. And so wonderful.