I like celery because i like the way it crunches when i bite into it. I also like its faint veggie taste. I like how watery it is and refreshing. I've always thought eating celery was like drinking water and i've been made fun of for that. "Ahhh.. all i want is a nice tall stalk of celery" they'd say. But i stand by it. It's what makes it great. Someone once said celery was nature's toothbrush. Or maybe that was carrots. Anyway, so that's another good thing about it. You feel clean. Some people don't like celery because the strings get caught in their teeth. So maybe it's like a toothbrush that leaves behind twigs and debris. Still, there are worse foods that are problematic like that, like popcorn. And we still like it, right? Fresh celery is just really nice. Crisp, crunchy, tasting a little bit like dirt. I just feel good when I eat it.
there. that's punishment to brooke for making me write about something so boring. sucker! to read an even longer, more boring essay, see http://www.artisfree.com/jenslog/2005/08/january-14-2003-moldy-celery.html