Monday, March 05, 2007

Here's a tip

One day, you may find yourself resting your elbow on a slice of cheese. As someone who has just done this, let me give you some tips. 1-Don't freak out, it's just cheese. 2- nope, your elbow isn't wet, it's just cold from the cheese. and 3- it's up to you to decide if you want to eat that slice now. You may want to ask yourself, how clean AM i? In my case, i decided, VERY. I just showered and didn't put any lotion on. Plus, i freaking live in New York. I come into contact with who knows how many diseases on a daily basis. A little elbow cheese isn't going to hurt me.

5 comments:

Jenny said...

why is it that the term "elbow cheese" doesn't give me the willies, but to imagine putting something called "elbow grease" actually makes me instantaneously wretch?
hmmmmm.

Jen said...

ha ha. interesting... i don't know. something to think about for sure..

Sean said...

elbow cheese... head cheese... buffalo head nickel... nickel-cadmium battery... battery park... parking lots... lots of elbows.

jen said...

what the crap?

Lianna said...

Sean's been playing too much "chain reaction"