Sean handed me the National Geographic the other day and had me read this excerpt:
(note: to avoid confusion, a booby is a kind of bird.)
"While gnat larvae develop in the boobies' droppings, adults sip moist mucus from the birds' eyelids. They're happy to drink around your eyes, too. And in your ears, up your nose, or on any patch of sweaty skin--by the hundreds, tickling without letup."
EWWW! I was vomiting at every word. So there's a little treat for you. Suckers.