I was thinking the other day, as i am inclined to do, and a heated debate began in my head. I think I know which one wins but i wanted to ask what you thought. Help me out, will you?
So: which is worse?
Doctors and Dr. offices or airports & airport employees?
GO!
Wow. This is a seriously tough one. My kneejerk reaction is that airports are worse, but at least there's a lot more entertainment at an airport. Of course, the doctor doesn't ask you to come 1-2 hours early, either. They both potentially see you naked and maybe even grope you in awkward places, so there's that, too...
ReplyDeleteI think they might be in the same circles of hell!
I was going to leave my own opinion, but nothing can beat Alanna's groping comment. I tip my hat to you.
ReplyDeleteI win!
ReplyDeleteThis is like REVERSE Sophie's Choice. Which one do I hate the most? Alanna makes great points. And each time I decide in my head which one is worse, I change my mind. I was going to say, when you're flying at least you know you're going to end up somewhere you want to be. But then I realized that's not always necessarily true. And then I thought, at least doctors IN THEORY are there to help you at some point. You would hope that would always be true. But then, look at Michael Jackson. But, I have to say, I've wanted to kill myself LESS in doctor's offices than I have in airports. I guess that is the ultimate litmus test.
ReplyDeleteWORD. It's so hard for me to decide. But in the end, I agree with you. I want to kill myself less in doctors offices than in airports, where the sensation is immediate and at 100% within a 1-mile radius of it.
ReplyDeleteNo one at the airport is there to help you. The pilots fly the plane but i'm pretty convinced a) i don't need anyone else and b) that anyone could fly a plane. I mean, how long is flight school? like 2 weeks? Doctor school is a bit longer, from what i understand. oh i could go on and on. but i won't. today.
p.s. no offense to any pilot friends out there, but you know by now that I already hate you by association, and also by the stupid things your kinsmen say.
I agree. Airports are much worse. At least doctors are trained to grope you, not just the willy-nilly groping you might get at the airport. And doctors are usually concerned for your well being, while airports couldn't care less and they'd actually rather you leave.
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