Browsing on Amazon and somehow ended up on this, the Furreal Kitty Cat toy.
Amazing! Who wants it? ME. So i can wet the bed every night from living my days in terror.
Anyway, so naturally i scrolled down to the customer reviews and this one gave me the laugh of the day:
I bought Lulu the Cuddlin' Cat because my last cat just died of old age (at age 14) and I've had repeated urination and odor problems in my apartment. Lulu is extremely realistic! After I played with Lulu the first couple of times, I immediately went to the bathroom mirror to see if there was joy in my eyes. There WAS joy - just as intense as when I used to play with my late real cat Tippy. [Underline added]
Oh wow, i love all of this. After i read it, I immediately went into my bathroom to see if there was joy in my eyes. There was. All over.
And that's my productive Thursday, a day well-lived.