Julian's getting kind of grabby these days. He doesn't know his own strength so he will reach out to gently pet your cheek and you may come away scathed, with talon scratches or a red mark. So one day i reminded someone, "he's just high-fiving your face." And a new awesome phrase was born. Use it in pretend-friendly threats:
"I am going to high-five your face!"
"Oh man, i so wanted to high-five him in the face."
It's great, right? You're welcome. Maybe you should be thanking Julian. But I'll take the credit.
Are you sure he wasn't high-fiving your face for taking credit for his ideas?
No, I'm not. Not at all. (sure)
I got high-fived in the face by Julian last week. I wish it on everyone. I am so freakin' benevolent.
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