me: so this chair is right by the radiator in the kitchen
and there's this nozzle with a hole in it, pointing up
when the radiator comes alive it hisses..
so sometimes i'll look to see if it's leaking water anywhere..
and if i lean over and look down I get a nice blast of boiling hot steam in the face
Brooke: it's a cheap facial
now that's positive thinking
Is Brooke in your will, or something? I think she's trying to do you in.
If I'm not in the will, I should be. I mean, after I saved your life that one time...
hmm... interesting. Brooke, what would you want of mine? Let me know and i'll consider it.
I want your shoes and purses. But, you know, be careful with yourself. I don't want you to die soon or anything. But, when you do...
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