Tuesday, November 25, 2008

world's best spoonerism

Meant to say "yeah, I felt smart."

but instead said

"yeah, I smelt fart."


Yes, i am a 13-year-old boy.


Ashley said...

This is pretty great. I love it when spoonerisms work out to be real words and I love that the "fart" in question isn't preceded by an article and it isn't plural, so you "smelt" this larger-than-life, all-encompassing idea of fart.

I must be a 14-year-old boy.

Britta said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ok, so I just read a really sad story on a friends blog, then I came to yours. Holy cow, I'm practically crying.

Joel said...

I still prefer "runny babbit."

sarah said...

i think you could write a book of spoonerisms...you and your fam

Jarvis said...

I think I got drain bramage. Today I was minding my own business and next thing I know all I see are stars and lashing lights. It turns out I smacked my shead on a steel deam. I'm all fight now though. I was kinda blind moan about the whole thing.