I think I have split personality disorder and it makes itself manifest through my eyebrows. Seriously, someone explain to me what's going on here.
My right eyebrow? Perfection. Look at that arch. It's a work of art. Now, my left eyebrow.... he's a little wonky. I don't know what happened there but I think that's how it always is. He's always a little deformed. I don't know about you but I can't stand plucking my eyebrows. People who enjoy it are either a) masochistic or b) born with not very thick eyebrows, thus they only have to pluck once a month or something. I seriously have to do mine every day if i don't want to look like a neanderthal. (<--WARNING. Click at your own risk. Seriously.)
Aaaagh, I just hate plucking. And i pluck one and 3 more sprout out, i swear. (gross--can we all agree "sprout" is just a gross word in general?) And you pluckers out there know that you can get a little pluck-happy. You just keep plucking and plucking and you can't stop. Until you get a resulted eyebrow that looks like Ol' Lefty.