Thursday, May 08, 2008

Missing Link

I think I have split personality disorder and it makes itself manifest through my eyebrows. Seriously, someone explain to me what's going on here.

My right eyebrow? Perfection. Look at that arch. It's a work of art. Now, my left eyebrow.... he's a little wonky. I don't know what happened there but I think that's how it always is. He's always a little deformed. I don't know about you but I can't stand plucking my eyebrows. People who enjoy it are either a) masochistic or b) born with not very thick eyebrows, thus they only have to pluck once a month or something. I seriously have to do mine every day if i don't want to look like a neanderthal. (<--WARNING. Click at your own risk. Seriously.)

Aaaagh, I just hate plucking. And i pluck one and 3 more sprout out, i swear. (gross--can we all agree "sprout" is just a gross word in general?) And you pluckers out there know that you can get a little pluck-happy. You just keep plucking and plucking and you can't stop. Until you get a resulted eyebrow that looks like Ol' Lefty.


Joel said...

This may or may not be comforting, but here goes: There is no man in the entire world who would ever notice that.
Having said that, I'm sure many women laugh at you behind your back.

)en said...

I would not blame anyone. I make fun of myself--to my FACE.

Rachel said...

I've been meaning to mention something... haha

KamilahNYC said...

Do you ever go to the threading salon? Way better than plucking. Try it. you'll like it. Don't look at my eyebrows though cause I'm way overdo.

Scoresbys said...

I'm a plucking addict. I plucked the eyebrows of every single college roommate and mission companion at least once. I even had a friend who would come to my work once a month and I'd go on break and we'd sneak away to the bathroom so I could pluck her eyebrows. So fun for me, plus she paid me.

)en said...

Threading? I have never been. I'm afraid of salons. Threading. What does that mean? tie some thread to each eyebrow? sounds a little time consuming if you ask me..HAHA, lame.(I still don't really know what it is...I make jokes to mask my ignorance.)

Mary, you like it? You're crazy. Come pluck mine. Maybe my problem is that my tweezers suck. I would not be opposed to investing in some good tweezers.