If you had to kiss an orangutan or a sloth, which would it be? Why?
My answer: A sloth. I'm not sure what a sloth's mouth is like, but i feel like kissing an orangutan would be a little too close to kissing a human. -A human with nasty teeth, breath, and a furry mouth. And huge, sloppy lips. And that's just something that i don't think i want to do, if i have a choice.
My brother said: I'd have to go with sloth because it would be slow and sweet. Uh, I mean. Crap! actually an orangutan would be like kissing myself so that's no good either.
My niece said: I'm totally not comfortable with kissing either of them...but a sloth would be better because they wouldn't squeeze you to death when u got close enough to kiss them. like an orangutan would.
I like that one, especially the last line. "like an orangutan would." Clearly. :)
My sister said: A sloth. I'm hoping a sloth's mouth hasn't been near where I think an orangutan's has been. They just hang out and eat leaves...right?
My other sister said: For some reason, sloths, to me, always seem to be drooling. Therefore, I would opt to kiss an orangutan.
When asked where this idea came from, she said "I don't know." Perhaps she's associated drooling with acting slothfully.
My sister-in-law said: Death
So what do you think? If you had to choose. Weigh it out in your mind, compare the pros and cons. Give us your thoughts. I really want your input on this.