me: so this chair is right by the radiator in the kitchen
and there's this nozzle with a hole in it, pointing up
when the radiator comes alive it hisses..
so sometimes i'll look to see if it's leaking water anywhere..
and if i lean over and look down I get a nice blast of boiling hot steam in the face
ahhh...
Brooke: it's a cheap facial
me: ha
now that's positive thinking
Is Brooke in your will, or something? I think she's trying to do you in.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm not in the will, I should be. I mean, after I saved your life that one time...
ReplyDeletehmm... interesting. Brooke, what would you want of mine? Let me know and i'll consider it.
ReplyDeleteI want your shoes and purses. But, you know, be careful with yourself. I don't want you to die soon or anything. But, when you do...
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